• You may not be any good, but at least you're burnin' calories.
• When does David Mays sleep?
• Peer into the political crystal ball, won't you?
• Livin' large doesn't always mean livin' sad.
• Let's get Obama to a Thunder game, shall we?
• Watch out for gnomes!
• That extra bowl of Kibbles 'n' Bits only seems harmless.
• That Heisman trophy? Right here, bub!
• Newsflash: We're fat!
• I'd read Kate Winslet even in Braille.

PuckThis The Oklahoma City Blazers face off against the Texas Brahmas in minor-league hockey at 7:10 p.m. at the Ford Center, 100 W. Reno. Wednesday

JazzThis Bruce Benson performs at Remington Park, One Remington Place. Wednesday

LaughThis Comedian Carl Strong hits the stage at 8 p.m. at Loony Bin Comedy Club, 8503 N. Rockwell. He performs through Sunday a variety of times. Wednesday

CraftThis Cody Hughes will sign “Reviving the Outdoors: Hookin’ Em Up and Knockin’ Em Down with Cody and Cody” at 1 p.m. at Borders Bookstore, 3209 Northwest Expressway. Wednesday

PoetThis Wayward Poets present open mic performances at Galileo Bar & Grill, 3009 Paseo. Wednesday

“Dear Mr. President,” with portraits by photoessayist MJ Alexander, shows through Jan. 29 at the Downtown Library, 300 Park Ave. Daily

Bangkok Restaurant, 7906 N. MacArthur, serves chicken with red curry, chicken panang and hot green curry along with other items. Call 728-4822. Daily