If 20 bare-chested, dancing beaus doesn’t do it for you, then you’re out of luck. However, if choreographed muscles and banana-hammock lap dances is on your list of likes, then your holiday season just got a little more jovial.
On Dec. 16 and 17, catch the Chippendales show at Sugar Creek Casino in Hinton. Leaving their swanky man-palace in Vegas, these hunks’ performances range from kicking up their heels (and taking off their chaps), to a touching rendition of “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias. Spoiler alert: The bit ends with all the boys sporting American-flag boxers and a smile.
Prepare yourself for glistening back muscles and glittery six-packs.
If you’re lucky, you just might be chosen from the audience to receive some, ahem, special treatment.
Now, don’t expect a happy ending.
Or, do. Either way, if you want to spend the same amount of money it’d take you to get drunk and sext your ex, and you don’t mind the drive, it’s probably time you book your tickets for the shirt-rippin’ extravaganza.
These famed hotties have achieved international accolades, and it’s only fair they get a proper Okie “hello” after their cowboy routine. So, ladies (and gentlemen), make the Sooner State proud and show those bow-tied guys a little Oklahoma hospitality.