Hooker fashion

There
are too many females 14 years of age and up garbed in black net stock
ings, spike heels and cleavage down to here; and that’s just in school
cafeterias and churches. Hookers just don’t look all that salacious when
compared to our local darlings.

And if you wonder who
these lithe little things are modeling, look no further than their
mothers as they ungraciously try to combat aging.

I
also am wondering if our local gangsters might need much the same when I
see guys wearing the Jolly Green Giant’s jeans with pant legs dragging
the ground, constantly held up by the never-ending crotch grab; never
mind the south-facing ball caps and ink.

What’s a self-respecting gangster going to do when he just doesn’t look all that menacing anymore?

—Tom Furlong, Oklahoma City

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expressed on the commentary page, in letters to the editor and
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necessarily reflect the opinions of ownership or management.

Tom Furlong

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