Chicken-Fried News: Give me a problem and, yo, I’ll solve it

(Madeline Hancock)

(Madeline Hancock)

… with a machete.

A young man in Owasso was charged with assault with a deadly weapon after attempting to solve an argument with a friend with a sharpened blade. According to KJRH.com in Tulsa, 19-year-old Devin Buck attacked his friend after an altercation turned heated.

The police found Buck at his home.

He was arrested for assault and an outstanding warrant for possession of methamphetamine. Buck stated his reason for the attack was that he was taught to “handle his own business,” apparently either by hacking his way through dense underbrush, harvesting sugar cane or watching too many Danny Trejo movies.

Gazette Staff

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