“I hopped out of the way real fast,” Stamp told the news station. “After that, I was kind of in shock.”
Instead of cash, he offered hooch. Instead of cookies, the offer got Swanson arrested.
We did our research and carefully parsed the new series’ 74-second trailer and discovered a montage of pulled quips and gags forecasting a show heavy on comedic pettiness, Southern sass, low-hanging punchlines and blonde jokes from a typecast clique of Gaillardia housewives.
What do drivers want? Better roads and bridges! When do they want them? Years ago!
Opgrande unironocally called the scheme “ironic.”
“I saw giant hair and giant sunglasses,” Jordan said. “I later found out she was hungover.”
Maintenance crewmembers in Tulsa recently discovered a brick of cocaine work $200,000 in the nose of an airplane.
A local teen was recently featured on The Learning Channel show Teen Tycoons for her natural lip balm business.
Rep. Travis Dunlap has proposed a bill that would remove incompatibility from the reasons some Oklahomans may file for divorce.
Oklahoma Sen. Josh Brecheen has introduced a bill that would allow teachers to teach “scientific controversies,” like creationism.