He blamed an enraged girlfriend named Angel for his predicament. Supposedly, she knocked him unconscious with a tire iron before forcing him into the White Water Park water closet. All of this just 30 minutes before the mother and daughter sniffed out the 52-year-old.
Park authorities hardly believed the 6-foot-1, 240-pound Enlow’s story, with his hulking size possibly due to his being full of, well, you know.
Regardless, his outside certainly was covered with it. Keystone firefighters extricated and hosed off the stinker before EMSA took the alleged peeper to a hospital, where, we presume, he was treated by some mightily unlucky medical personnel.
Enlow is facing a misdemeanor charge of being a peeping Tom.