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The Last Stand

Early in The Last Stand, the small-town sheriff played by Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "It's my day off. Should be a quiet weekend." That's the new way of saying, "I've got one week to retirement," because it signals — with flashing neon and everything — that life is going to royally upend those plans.
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Texas Chainsaw

One of the most inconsistent franchises in movie history is the one beget by Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. How does one follow all those less-than-beloved sequels? Lionsgate's latest in the series — the seventh — has a solution: Ignore 'em.
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Captain America: Collector’s Edition

Not long after Batman changed Hollywood in the summer of 1989, every studio wanted to have the next comics-based blockbuster. I remember visiting Penn Square Mall’s multiplex (as I did often back then) and seeing a poster for Captain America. The one-sheet was comprised of little more than a close-up of Cap’s iconic shield and a promise to arrive next summer.
05/16/2013 | Comments 0

Dark Circles

With the Broken Lizard comedy troupe becoming increasingly broken, member Paul Soter has branched off to write and direct something about as far away as one can get from the likes of Super Troopers and Beerfest: a horror film. Now that I've seen it, I'm thinking maybe he should stay on his own.
05/16/2013 | Comments 0

Die! Die! My Darling!

File 1965's Die! Die! My Darling! under that now-dead subgenre dubbed "Grande Dame Guignol." The Hammer Films production may lack the dueling duo of two twilight-era titans of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? and the others, but truth be told, Tallulah Bankhead is fierce enough to provide all the fire it needs.
05/14/2013 | Comments 0
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The Expendables


None August 19th, 2010

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Strip away the nostalgic value in seeing old-school action heroes in one movie and what's left? Another attempt by Sylvester Stallone to make us think that over 60, he still has everything the Italian Stallion had when he was under 30. He does, but now it all has wrinkles on it. For the current generation of 18-year-old male moviegoers, the group for which movies like this are made, Stallone has always been an old man.

In "The Expendables," he plays Barney Ross, leader of a six-man team of mercenaries who do the CIA's dirty work when The Agency wants to keep its reputation for fair play intact. They're hired by Mr. Church (Bruce Willis, sharing a brief scene with Arnold Schwarzenegger, both of whom appear to be having a great time) to eliminate Gen. Garza (David Zayas, TV's "Dexter"), a tin-pot dictator of the Manuel Noriega type who is running drugs with rogue CIA agent James Munroe (Eric Roberts, "The Dark Knight") and his minion (Steve Austin, "The Condemned").

Ross and right-hand man, Lee Christmas (Jason Statham, "Crank: High Voltage"), head south to scout out Garzaland and meet El Jefe's daughter, Sandra (Giselle Iti
 
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