Thursday 23 May
 
 

Dexter: The Seventh Season

There's no way to discuss the seventh and penultimate season of Showtime's hit Dexter without acknowledging how the previous year ended. Therefore, if you haven't finished the sixth season, stop reading now. You've got work to do.
05/21/2013 | Comments 0

Nightfall

As Simon Lam gets older, he gets better. The veteran actor has appeared in such in seminal HK action films of the 1990s as Once Upon a Time in China (opposite Jet Li) and Bullet in the Head (directed by John Woo); in the aughts, he graced audience and critical favorites Election and Ip Man.
05/20/2013 | Comments 0

Grand Duel

Lee Van Cleef enjoyed a secondary career in Italy cranking out spaghetti Westerns, with little regard to quality. However, 1972’s Grand Duel — aka The Big Showdown — is deserving of its Grand label. No wonder Quentin Tarantino borrowed its sweeping theme song by Luis Bacalov for Kill Bill; you'll recognize it in two notes.
05/20/2013 | Comments 0

The Last Stand

Early in The Last Stand, the small-town sheriff played by Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "It's my day off. Should be a quiet weekend." That's the new way of saying, "I've got one week to retirement," because it signals — with flashing neon and everything — that life is going to royally upend those plans.
05/17/2013 | Comments 0

Texas Chainsaw

One of the most inconsistent franchises in movie history is the one beget by Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. How does one follow all those less-than-beloved sequels? Lionsgate's latest in the series — the seventh — has a solution: Ignore 'em.
05/17/2013 | Comments 0
Home · Articles · Movies · deadCenter · Charlotte's Fridge
deadCenter

Charlotte's Fridge


None June 9th, 2007

Reviewer's grade: C+

 

A family of three (one of whom, inexplicably, is a puppet) travels with its chauffeur to a spooky mansion to dine with a woman named Ramona. It turns out that Ramona has a motive other than pleasant dinner conversation, followed by a slice of pie: Her zombie daughter, Charlotte, who lives in the refrigerator to prevent undue rotting, is impatiently waiting to eat the guests.

The family narrowly escapes becoming the next meal for the hideous/hilarious-looking Charlotte, but not before Ramona comes to a bad, though predictable, end. While a little long at 18 minutes, "Charlotte's Fridge" is still entertaining enough.

 

Between the switchblade-wielding heroine and her puppet brother, not to mention the title character, this urban legend-style Gothic tale is good for at least a few laughs.

 

"”Michael Robertson

 
  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 
 

 

 
 
 
Close
Close
Close