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Sunlight: the bane of bloodsucking children of the night and Oklahoma politicians.

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Bad news, Oklahoma City: You’re fat and reek of cigarette smoke.

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You've heard of the New York strip steak and the Kansas City strip. Well, meet their younger, party-ready brother: the Vegas strip.That's right, the crew at Oklahoma State University's Robert M. Ke

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Executives at Arista Nashville, the record label of country cutie Carrie Underwood, might be biting their nails after the Oklahoma native expressed an opinion at odds with her many in her conservative fan base.

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With gas prices on the rise and sky-rocketing air fares, folks itching to visit Dallas — God knows why, but you people probably have your reasons — might take note of a cheaper mode of transportation. Megabus.com, an express bus service, has added a route from Oklahoma City to Dallas with fares starting at just $1 each way.

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A couple of years ago, there was a story about a Croatian man who went swimming in the ocean before plopping down nude in a beach chair to relax. While the cool water had caused his testicles to shrink a bit and his tender bits slipped through the slats of the chair, the sun warmed them, causing them to expand and the man to become stuck, literally by his balls, in the chair. Emergency crews eventually rescued the trapped man.

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 Let the harumphing begin! Oklahoma's Republican leaders are weighing in on the U.S. Supreme Court's 5-4 ruling today upholding the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act. And — prepare to be shocked — they're not happy about it.

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Here is an unfair and unbalanced list of things not to do when running for political office:

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You know it’s a bad day as a public body when you ask if there are any attorneys who want to speak and the standing-room-only audience erupts in a lawyerly chorus of, “Yes! I do!” That’s what happened at the Oklahoma City Zoo Trust’s June 20 meeting, as it considered whether to give the contract for operation of the Zoo Amphitheatre to a new company.

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The Flaming Lips are taking a surprisingly mainstream approach to notoriety: The band is competing for a place in the Guinness World Records.

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Whether Chesapeake Energy Corp. shareholders are ready to start singing “It’s a New Day” or “Won’t Get Fooled Again” (meet the new boss / same as the old boss), remains to be seen now that the company has named a new board chairman and four new board members.

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How many stairs must one climb to burn off that McRib?

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1. “I do LIV on sundays I say chuuuurch!”