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What will college students do for Lollapalooza tickets? About 4.2 miles of humiliation! At Saturday’s Red Bull Land Rush along the Oklahoma River, participating teams will wear bonnets made of the state veggie, try their hands at lassoing, do the Harlem Shake, don 1800s-inspired mustaches and more, from noon to 4 p.m. Visit redbulllandrush.com.

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And we’ll all float on OK, when 10 a.m. marks the beginning of the 2013 89er Day Parade in Norman. With the theme of “Workin’ Up a Storm,” this year’s procession travels down Main Street, from Pickard Avenue to Crawford Avenue. Admission is free. Call 677-8711 or visit norman89er.com.

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Ever heard of an athlete having that “killer instinct?” As fans, we love it when our favorite team or player dominates the opposition and then stomps on their proverbial throats. (Just ask college football fans.) We want our faves to win, and it doesn’t matter how they do it.

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It's rock ’n’ roll chaos in Oklahoma. The state no longer has an official rock song.

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Famed statistician (yes, that’s a real thing) Nate Silver, who correctly predicted the winner in all 50 states and the District of Columbia in last year’s presidential election, is at it again. In a March 26 post on his blog, FiveThirtyEight: Nate Silver’s Political Calculus, he posited that support for same-sex marriage is increasing steadily and that a majority of U.S. states will vote in favor of it as soon as 2016.

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“Blake Shelton isn’t really a small-town Oklahoma boy anymore. Now he just plays one on TV.”.

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House Bill 1062 — you know, the one that pushed to arm teachers in Oklahoma public schools — will not be heard by the state Senate Education Committee this legislative session, despite the measure having been approved by House members.

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“White wine. Because it makes me smarter.”
—Megan Mullally, actress

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Kevin Mitnick should know something about being conned; after all, Skeet Ulrich played him in a movie. (Zing!) Once the world’s most wanted hacker, the computer consultant addresses “The Art of Deception: Are You in Danger of Being Conned?” in a 3 p.m. Friday lecture at Rose State College’s Tom Steed Community Learning Center, 6191 Tinker Diagonal in Midwest City. Admission is free. Call 733- 7458 or visit rose.edu/rslive.

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Two years ago, controversial comedian Bill Maher told Oklahoma Gazette, “I have more fun in the red states than anywhere,” and he wasn’t kidding. At 7 p.m. Sunday, the host of HBO’s Real Time returns to Civic Center Music Hall, 201 N. Walker, with more political satire than you can shake a phony birth certificate at. Tickets are $55-$75. Call 297-2264 or visit okcciviccenter.com.

Sunday

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• Bill Maher interview   

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How Chic! Nile Rodgers’ 1970s pioneering disco band, Chic (y’know, “Awww, freak out!”), headlines ACM@UCO Rocks Bricktown festival. Also performing: Steven Drozd’s Mutating Cell Ensemble and more than 60 ACM@UCO artists. All this goes down Saturday across 13 stages, from 4 p.m. until 2 a.m. Admission is free. Visit acm.uco.com.

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Metal madness strikes Firehouse Art Center, 444 S. Flood in Norman, with a new exhibition of metalwork and jewelry by master goldsmith Charles Lewton-Brain and metalsmith Charleen Weidell. An opening reception will be held from 6 to 9 p.m. Friday; the pieces remain on display through May 31. Admission is free. Call 329-4523 or visit normanfirehouse.com.

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Broadway’s longest-running comedy-thriller, Deathtrap, concludes its run at The Stage Door, 601 Oak in Yukon, with performances at 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, and 2 p.m. Sunday. Twists abound in Ira Levin’s classic tale of literary theft and cold-blooded murder. Tickets are $9-$12. Call 265-1590 or visit stagedooryukon.com.

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• Deathtrap Blu-ray review  

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Commissioned by none other than former FLOTUS Jacqueline Kennedy, Leonard Bernstein’s Mass makes its Oklahoma premiere at 8 p.m. Saturday at Civic Center Music Hall, 201 N. Walker. The musical-theater work combines dancers, a 180-voice choir, a stained-glass set and the legendary Bernstein’s epic sound. Tickets are $30- $55. Call 232-7464 or visit canterburyokc.com.

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Based on Chaim Potok’s 1972 novel, My Name Is Asher Lev is the latest production of Carpenter Square Theatre, 800 W. Main. The drama of a Jewish painter forced to make a choice between his art and his faith stages at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, and 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday. The show ends its run on April 27. Tickets are $16- $21. Call 232-6500 or visit carpentersquare.com.

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