Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical
8 p.m., Friday July 18
The most important theatrical event of the twenty-first century. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS is a modern morality tale told as a comic musical of tragic proportions in the language of the rodeo-porn-football circus. The show is the coming-of-age story of an all-American small town sweetheart named Debbie Benton. Debbie is captain of her high-school cheer-leading team, but she dreams of making it to the big time by becoming a Texas Cowgirl Cheerleader. When Debbie receives a letter telling her she has qualified for the professional squad, the only thing that stands between her and the realization of her dream is bus fare to the big city: Dallas. Debbie enlists her teammates to get full-time jobs to help her pay for her trip, but they quickly realize minimum-wage jobs just don't pay enough. They all agree to try their hands at "little favors" performed with enthusiasm by "good girls." Through sex, sweat and tears, they manage to raise enough money for Debbie to realize her dream and make it all the way to Dallas.
Where: The Boom
Address: 2218 N.W. 39th