OKGazette.com - CFN http://www.okgazette.com/oklahoma/articles.sec-8-1-cfn.html <![CDATA[She’s in a big meth now! - ]]> Officer, I think there’s something in my meth.

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<![CDATA[What can't Google do? - ]]> ]]> <![CDATA[We’re No. — Oh, we’re just bad - ]]> <![CDATA[Competent criminals - ]]> <![CDATA[God bless the Greens - ]]> <![CDATA[It’s just brunch - ]]> <![CDATA[Fundamental flashback - ]]> <![CDATA[We’re No. 2! - ]]> Oklahomans are a proud bunch, and we’re especially proud of the progress we have made in the last few years. We have an NBA team and a fancy new skyscraper in downtown OKC, and food trucks are sprouting up like weeds — portable, delicious weeds.]]> <![CDATA[Drink or drive or shoot, but not all three - ]]> Drunk, driving and shooting a gun.]]> <![CDATA[Big Love’s - ]]> <![CDATA[More teachers needed - ]]>

Looking for a new career? Area schools might have your answer.

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<![CDATA[Something is a-fowl at Triple S Ranch - ]]> <![CDATA[We’re No. 8! - ]]> <![CDATA[Okie dokie - ]]> <![CDATA[Weed use will end in ‘tragedy’ - ]]> Oh no. Reefer madness isn’t only the whacked-out lore borne of mental hygiene films and ’60s-era propaganda movies.

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<![CDATA[We’re No. 11 - ]]> <![CDATA[Flexible fuzz - ]]> <![CDATA[Ruff night - ]]> In some weird, slightly disturbing way, the budding partnership between Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne and pop starlet Miley Cyrus actually kind of makes sense, age difference be damned.
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<![CDATA[Can’t keep this man down - ]]> <![CDATA[Haters gonna hate ... polar bears and Obama - ]]> It’s a toss-up over what Sen. Jim Inhofe hates most: polar bears or President Barack Obama.]]>