OKGazette.com - CFN http://www.okgazette.com/oklahoma/articles.sec-8-1-cfn.html <![CDATA[Brown sees green - ]]> They say fame is fleeting, but they don't tell you why that’s so. It's because fame ain't got time for dat. ]]> <![CDATA[Touchdown - ]]> If you’re the type who’s been waitin’ all day for Faith Hill to ring in Sunday Night Football on NBC, well, come this fall, you’ll be waitin’ all day for Carrie Underwood to do so. The 30-year-old Checotah native will replace Hill as singer of the prime-time NFL showcase’s (regrettably) catchy theme song.]]> <![CDATA[Tardy justice - ]]> Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.]]> <![CDATA[Lips ‘lust’ - ]]> At this point, it’s almost more shocking when there’s not any nudity in a Flaming Lips music video. So the recently released video for “You Lust” — the sprawling, 13-minute centerpiece of the Oklahoma City band’s excellent new album, The Terror — is basically just par for the course.]]> <![CDATA[Zam-boneheaded - ]]> If you’ve ever been to a hockey game, you’re surely familiar with the Zamboni — you know, the big vehicle that glides around the rink to smooth out the ice between periods.]]> <![CDATA[That’s kick-bass! - ]]> All together now: We’re No. 17! We’re No. 17! We’re No. 17! (And 29 and 56, to be exact.)]]> <![CDATA[Mack the strife - ]]> Oh, Seattle, isn't it time to move on? Yes, Oklahoma City has your old NBA team. But that was five years ago. Let go of the anger.]]> <![CDATA[Lock and load - ]]> U.S. Sen. Jim Inhofe, R-Tulsa, believes Barack Obama might qualify for an episode of Hoarders because he’s trying to infringe on your Second Amendment rights. Dude, it’s so obvious!]]> <![CDATA[None dare call it ‘expansion’ - ]]> It’s not what you said — it’s how you said it. You’ve heard that before, right? (We just wanna make sure our parents weren’t the only ones with that gem.) At any rate, a recent poll demonstrates that truism when it comes to questions of Medicaid expansion.]]> <![CDATA[Crazy talk - ]]> All things considered, 2012 was a pretty decent year for former University of Oklahoma quarterback Landry Jones: He had the highest completion percentage (66.1 percent) and threw the fewest interceptions (11 – OK, still not great) of his career.]]> <![CDATA[Lady ‘Gag’-a - ]]> Carrie Underwood has acquired quite a few roles: American Idol, country music superstar, Grammy winner, advertising spokesperson.]]> <![CDATA[Lil' Wayne wants back in the 'Peake - ]]> Lil’ Wayne is officially returning to Chesapeake Energy Arena. This time, presumably, he will be admitted entry.]]> <![CDATA[Speak for the trees - ]]> Dedicating all your bedtime prayers to rain lately? Well, you're not alone. And professionals are here with help and encouragement.]]> <![CDATA[Reject to wed - ]]> Stillwater native Tyson Ritter, part-time actor and full-time front man of pop-rock sensation The All-American Rejects, recently got engaged to actress Elena Satine.]]> <![CDATA[Cherryh picked - ]]> Good news for lovers of homegrown sci-fi/fantasy lit. Oklahoma-born-and-bred author C.J. Cherryh’s four-part series The Morgaine Stories is primed for a jump to the big screen. Luckily, the transformation from book to movie doesn’t require a secret spell or potion.]]> <![CDATA[School daze - ]]> The Sooner State did itself right proud on US News & World Report’s 2013 ranking of the nation’s best high schools. Upon review of more than 21,000 U.S. public high schools, 111 Oklahoma schools made the cut.]]> <![CDATA[Millennial mecca - ]]> Warning: bad puns ahead.]]> <![CDATA[Blogger flogger - ]]> It’s not cool to make fun of someone’s body. It’s less cool to do it in print ... especially if you want to keep your job. ]]> <![CDATA[Dead or alive - ]]> As the state legislative session winds down, some lawmakers are working to resuscitate proposals that already died. That can be promising news for Oklahomans who fancy schoolteachers packing heat, and more bad news for Oklahomans who don’t like the idea of distracted drivers zooming along the highway.]]> <![CDATA[Friends in litigious places - ]]> Did you know that tornadoes are so prevalent around these here parts that they often appear in the guise of country music superstars? According to a lawsuit filed by Lisa Sanderson, Garth Brooks’ business partner of 20 years, we have an F5 cyclone residing in this very state.]]>