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OKG Newsletter


Topic: TSA

Felonious frisking

Also known as gate rape, according to reputable sources


CFN

Gazette staff
We’re glad to see what we have lovingly termed the “Hands Off My Junk, G-Man! Act of 2011” being introduced in our fine state House of Representatives.
 
Wednesday, January 26, 2011

7 TSA-banned items Wayne Coyne has yet to take through airport security (we think)


CFN

Gazette staff
Leave those grenades at home. The Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne learned that the hard way Nov. 10, when he tried to bring one on his carry-on bag when catching a flight at Will Rogers World Airport. Transportation Security Administration officials had to close the checkpoint for nearly an hour before determining the explosive, which Coyne said he had been given at a party in Arkansas, did not pose a threat. As far as we know, Wayne hasn’t yet tried to bring these on board the friendly skies:
 
Wednesday, November 21, 2012

LETTERS


Letters to the Editor

Scott Preston
I went and attempted to look up the NSA’s (National Security Agency) phone number in the phone book yesterday and could not find it.
 
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
 
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