CFN
Gazette staff
We at Chicken-Fried News can’t tell you single guys what to do to land Olivia Munn, but we can tell you what not to do. And here it is: Don’t masturbate in front of her while eating shrimp with your free hand. The girl hates that!

CFN
Gazette staff
Are state lawmakers getting a little punchy as the legislative session comes to an end?

CFN
Gazette staff
Christmas came early for two Oklahoma City women this month — only instead of presents under the tree, the gifts were bags stuffed with porn and sex toys left on the front porch.

CFN
Gazette staff
Ahh, to drink in the sights and sounds of an Oklahoma summer: Burgers on the grill!

Comedy
Rod Lott
Meryl Streep is in a rut — not the actress, who's arguably still atop her game in her fifth decade of screen stardom, but the character she plays in Hope Springs. Long married to frowny sad sack Arnold (Lincoln's Tommy Lee Jones, not exactly stretching), Kay feels more like a roommate than a wife. They don't even share a bedroom any more.