Sports
Royce Young
What’s a guy to do when the year turns over and he’s got a commentary due soon? Why write a New Year’s resolution piece over the topic he covers, that’s what!

CFN
Gazette staff
“A reputed Rhode Island mobster arrested last month in Florida has been temporarily relocated to Oklahoma City.

CFN
Gazette staff
“I figured if he was going to use my ring tone, then I should certainly use his ring tone. … I would prefer that he would come and sing and perform a concert here and buy a suite. We still have some available.”

Letters to the Editor
Maj. John Haley
I live near the Oklahoma City Museum of Art. Having come back from Europe (I am in the military), I miss the ability to just walk to a small grocery store near my residence to purchase groceries.

CFN
Gazette staff
“Oklahoma Gazette (I pronounce it Gay- Zette) has a cartoon likeness of (Bill) Maher on the front cover riding on the top of a tank looking like Michael Dukakis when that goofball blew any chance he might have had in his failed run for president, more years back than I want to remember.”

Horror
Rod Lott
Few critics are unable to see through the violence and admit there's a real artfulness at work in Eli Roth's pair of Hostel films, both now available in their unrated director's cuts on a single, budget-priced Blu-ray from Mill Creek Entertainment.