CFN
Gazette staff
Do you ever feel like the dog park experience is lacking that dash of culture that’s present in the rest of your life? The whole idea of poop-scooping and the tossing of saliva-soaked tennis balls seems wildly bourgeois at times.
Monday 20 May
OKG Newsletter
Topic: poop
Woofsly Barksy The III
CFN
Gazette staff
Do you ever feel like the dog park experience is lacking that dash of culture that’s present in the rest of your life? The whole idea of poop-scooping and the tossing of saliva-soaked tennis balls seems wildly bourgeois at times.
Scatological divide
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The national collegiate wakeboarding championship kicked off May 31, but rather than the competitors rocking the Oklahoma River, they found themselves paddling up, well, Shit Creek. The contest had to be moved to Guthrie after elevated levels of E. coli bacteria were found in the water.
Headhunters
Oslo can you go? To the depths of man’s darkest and deadliest desires, per this fun foreign crime thriller.
Thriller
Rod Lott
Compared to the continent of Europe, the rate of death by guns in America is six times higher. You wouldn’t know it based on the current wave of crime films from that half of the globe. Arguably kicked off by the worldwide success of Sweden’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trilogy, the movies generally are ballsier and bloodier and, therefore, better.
