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“I was just a little apprehensive, because I was afraid he was gonna try to have me singing this contemporary-type rock stuff..."

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“Nation, recently Oklahoma passed a ballot initiative forbidding the use of Islamic Shariah law. Thank God. It is the only thing keeping Oklahoma’s huge Muslim population from instituting burqa night at the Tulsa Hooters.”

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“It’s nothing new for Al Gore to claim that global warming (or should we call it global cremation?) is causing cold weather instead of hot. He already admitted that he was wrong to tout ethanol, but did it for political purposes. His latest comments are just as consistent."

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"A good alt-weekly. It’s like the journalistic equivalent of umami — the indescribable savoriness that goes with salty, sweet, sour, bitter.

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“I went to a wedding in Oklahoma, and we toured some public buildings, and I thought that some of the murals were a little racist. So we just exaggerated that.”

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“In the mayor’s election, 7 percent showed up for the vote, and they thought that was a great deal. People didn’t even know it occurred. If people knew there was a vote, I’d be mayor right now.”

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“We had people in the business community calling and asking us to bring up the international law aspect in press conferences. I think they hoped someone else would stand up because they didn’t want to get muddied.”

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“He vomits seemingly gallons of blood while biting and clawing at the flesh of one of the residents.”

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“Our family is relieved that justice has been served in honor of David, and so many others. We are grateful for all the immense sacrifices that so many have made to bring about this justice.

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“In addition, we have removed information about the prize package from this advisory due to legal sensitivities, so when you are sharing this information please use this version.”