CFN
Gazette staff
Bill Clinton once said never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel, but Chicken-Fried News isn’t sure if that quote was uttered before the Internet was invented.

CFN
Gazette staff

Horror
Rod Lott
Japan's Sadako 3D purports to be the final chapter of the Ringu films (remade as The Ring on these shores). If you believe this is truly the end, you're adorable in your gullibility. Even the movie's final moments contradict any semblance of closure.