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A University of Oklahoma fan allegedly assaulted a Texas Longhorns fan by tearing his scrotum in a local bar, according to a recent story.   Allen Michael Beckett, 53, faces an aggravated assau...

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Everyone wants to find a way to make it into the Guinness book of world records. Ashrita Furman reportedly has the record for most deep knee bends in one minute while standing on a Swiss ball (it's 30...

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The United States' oldest female veteran of the Marines " an Oklahoma woman " died in Owasso this August.   Ninety-seven-year-old Maye Ryan passed away Aug. 13, following a brief hospital st...

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Just when we stopped worrying about giant octopuses "¦   On CFN's list of reasons not to go outside: 1. the sweltering heat, 2. the sweltering heat, 3. the sweltering heat. And now, 4. giant was...

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Some of us here at Chicken-Fried News are sci-fi aficionados, but it's unsettling when a federal judge includes "Dr. Who" references in his rulings.   That's what U.S. District Judge Ronald Whi...

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Now, that's a spicy poultry appendage!   The Muskogee Phoenix reported that an Oklahoman man " and apparently his cast-iron digestive system " took top honors at last week's Wings to Go Homicid...

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There are many ways to pick numbers for the lottery. But, a Sallisaw woman found the right combination of sports and betting.   Sixty-year-old Nita K. Jacobs, a Texas transplant, got an Aug. 25...

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Some guys like to brag to their girlfriends about their past exploits. Usually it's ill-advised " but especially when the implied incident allegedly was with the girlfriend's mom, as one guy found out...

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And, to continue the whole doctorin' theme "¦   One Kay County town kicked up centennial festivities a notch with its celebration of, as Oklahoman state correspondent Jim Etter reported recently...

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CFN intern Bucky loves to live it up out on the town. The guy is loyal, but he's not all that intelligent. We've recommended a number of Bricktown bars at which he could get his drink on, but he claim...