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OKG Newsletter


Topic: chicken-fried news

Olivia Munn vs. Groupon


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You may recall that when, in Genesis, man was given dominion over the animals, it was so that the beasts could helpeth us till the fields and, yay, that they may danceth under lights and weareth little hats for the amusement of Adam and all his descendants.
 
Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Bad officiating means never having to say you’re sorry


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Oklahoma State fans could not have known that the officiating crew responsible for the blown call in the Sept. 30 OSU-Texas game was auditioning to be NFL replacement refs. Unfortunately for the Cowboys, the bad call in the end zone came two days too late to secure an NFL gig — but it clearly robbed the Pokes of a much-deserved victory.
 
Tuesday, October 9, 2012

You’re doin’ fine, Oklahoma (by doin’ everything that moves)


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There’s no better way around this: Oklahomans like to boink. Shtup. Roll in the hay. Get it on. Bang a gong. File acts of congress. Adjust the horizontal knob. Kern-hole. Unite for the greater good.
 
Wednesday, October 10, 2012

PR BS


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Lots of press releases cross our desk. Recently, these titles least screamed “Stop the presses!”
 
Wednesday, October 24, 2012

'Blown Away,' indeed


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When Carrie Underwood appeared in concert in Louisville, Ky., last month, it made the night — perhaps even life — of 12-yearold Chase Kurnick. The enterprising youth attended the show with his parents, and brought a homemade sign reading, “Will you be my first kiss?” Presumably becomes Oklahomans are such nice people, especially in Carrie’s hometown of Checotah, she brought the tween onstage to fulfill his fantasy.
 
Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Moon men


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Former Oklahoman editor Ed Kelley is being replaced as editor of The Washington Times only 15 months after he took the post. He is “stepping down to pursue new opportunities,” according to a story in The Washington Post.
 
Wednesday, October 24, 2012

What separation of church and state?


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It’s rare one sees a politician use his or her religious faith as a political tool to get votes. And if you believe that, we’ve got a holy burial shroud we’d like to sell you. Act now and we’ll throw in a “Cup o’ Christ” for free!
 
Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Lost in Cleveland


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Oklahoma State University alum Brandon Weeden recently got to demonstrate his amiable brand of maturity when Rep. Paul Ryan made an embarrassing fumble.
 
Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Sauced and inked


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Are you a lush? We’re talking pinky poppin’, glass-swirlin’, varietalspittin’, Corkbin-pic-uploadin’ wino.
 
Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Black helicopter alert!


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You know what no state says? “Let’s be more like Alabama.”
 
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
 
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