8. Thou shalt not pass so many dumb laws.
“What’s my chances of winning? Who knows, you know?” he told the TV news station. “Pretty slim. But I’m going to give them a run for their money.”
Police were called and found him “sitting against a light pole with his hands around his crotch,” according to KOCO.com.
Think repeating tom-tom drum followed by wah, wah, wah.
“I have nothing,” Jeandemange told KFOR. “It’s like somebody stealing your entire life.”
Say a friend has a new zebra rug under their dinning room table set for a holiday dinner. Skedaddle and call crime stoppers.
Sen. Jim Inhofe is a winner.
What would you do to prove your innocence?
America can laugh all it wants at our silly hoodie laws and high obesity rates, but apparently a lot of Americans are eager to call Oklahoma home.
“Citizens have a right to know,” says Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt in the foreword of Oklahoma Press Service, Inc.’s 17th edition of the Oklahoma Open Meeting & Open Records Book.