Instead of cash, he offered hooch. Instead of cookies, the offer got Swanson arrested.
“I hopped out of the way real fast,” Stamp told the news station. “After that, I was kind of in shock.”
We did our research and carefully parsed the new series’ 74-second trailer and discovered a montage of pulled quips and gags forecasting a show heavy on comedic pettiness, Southern sass, low-hanging punchlines and blonde jokes from a typecast clique of Gaillardia housewives.
What do drivers want? Better roads and bridges! When do they want them? Years ago!
Opgrande unironocally called the scheme “ironic.”
CFN looks back on 2016 and makes predictions about what Okies will get up to in 2017.
8. Thou shalt not pass so many dumb laws.
“What’s my chances of winning? Who knows, you know?” he told the TV news station. “Pretty slim. But I’m going to give them a run for their money.”
Police were called and found him “sitting against a light pole with his hands around his crotch,” according to KOCO.com.
Think repeating tom-tom drum followed by wah, wah, wah.